September 2011
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August 2010
35 posts
alex-lately:
Ted has a little sister gets hotter everyday, and...
hellyeahhowimetyourmother:
What, I can celebrate Hanukkah too.
“Ted: Oh, and you biting your lower lip, shyly looking away and thrusting your...”
– How I Met Your Mother, EP7 S2 (via this-is-billy)
The Possimpible
Barney: Lottery girl's on.
Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.
Barney: Check it out, I made a little game.
Lottery Girl: And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19,
Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.
Lotto Girl: 53,
Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.
Lotto Girl: 22,
Barney: Age you claim you are.
Lotto Girl: 31,
Barney: Age you actually are.
Lotto Girl: 45,
Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.
Lotto Girl: And tonight's Super Big Ball is...
Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!
