Robin: There has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope, not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop dead, stone cold amazing. Unlike Marshall who just looks dead, stoned and cold.
How I Met Your Mother 5.18 - “Say Cheese”
Robin: Barney, this is an intervention.
“Old” Barney: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you.
Marshall: Enough with the “old man” bit.
“Old” Barney: What about the old sand pit?
Lily: Let it go.
“Old” Barney: “Let It Snow”? I love that old ditty!
Ted: I’m getting my flail.
“Old” Barney: You’re setting sail?
Barney: There are four kinds women who go to the hardware store by themselves.
Robin: Of course there are.
Barney: Single, recently single, recently divorced, lesbian who will let me watch.
Lily: You could not be more evil..
Barney: Sorry, five. Recently widowed.