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The Possimpible

  • Barney: Lottery girl's on.
  • Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.
  • Barney: Check it out, I made a little game.
  • Lottery Girl: And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19,
  • Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.
  • Lotto Girl: 53,
  • Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.
  • Lotto Girl: 22,
  • Barney: Age you claim you are.
  • Lotto Girl: 31,
  • Barney: Age you actually are.
  • Lotto Girl: 45,
  • Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.
  • Lotto Girl: And tonight's Super Big Ball is...
  • Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!
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