How I Met Your Mother

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gondorgirl:

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE!!!

this song always gets stuck in my head - and I LOVE IT!!!

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Lily: Hey. I'm just sitting here. Wearing my ring. My beautiful ring. Kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong. Like... my shirt. Kinda don't wanna wear my shirt any more. Or my underwear. Oh, that's right, I'm not wearing any.
Marshall: [stops working and looks at Lily] No underwear?
Lily: Not even slightly.
[Camera pans to show Ted is in the room]
Ted: Guys...boundaries!

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heythisisseb:

“See what I got going on here, they’re turkeys but they’re also hands. Because later we’re going to eat turkey, and then I’m going to slap you in your face”

-Marshall

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The only weird thing I ever did to you was open up my heart and soul to you, when all I had to do was strip naked while you were out of the room.

Marshall Eriksen (How I Met Your Mother) (via carleeen)

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(via eft)

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The88. They’re this awesome band. They played my law review party. They were found guilty… on three counts of rocking.

Marshall Eriksen (via fuckyeahhowimetyourmother)

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traci:

Lily: Claire’s my age and she and her husband do all this classy, grown-up stuff. Maybe… we should start doing some grown-up stuff.
Marshall: That was some pretty grown-up stuff we did this morning…
Lily: Yeah, but it wasn’t classy!

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pavelchekov:

Robin: And Don is and always will be… a rabbit!

Ted: Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Robin. Think about it. Don. Donald. Donald… Duck. And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear?

Lily: Pants.

Ted: Pants. Don’s a duck. Permission to say Lawyered?

Marshall: I’ll allow it.

Ted: Lawyered.

How I Met Your Mother, 5x15 - Rabbit or Duck