• Ted: I'm gonna call Barney.
  • Ted: [calls Barney]
  • Barney: Go for Barney.
  • Ted: Oh hey, where are you guys?
  • Barney: We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college.
  • Ted: Stripclub ... nice.
gondorgirl: AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE!!! this song always gets stuck in my head - and I LOVE IT!!!
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gondorgirl:

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE!!!

this song always gets stuck in my head - and I LOVE IT!!!

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  • Ted: Robin hates kids.
  • Robin: I don't *hate* kids!
  • Ted: Well, you don't want to have any.
  • Robin: I like sports cars, but I don't want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.
  • Barney: Shotgun!

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pavelchekov: Robin: And Don is and always will be… a rabbit! Ted: Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Robin. Think about it. Don. Donald. Donald… Duck. And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear? Lily: Pants. Ted: Pants. Don’s a duck. Permission to say Lawyered? Marshall: I’ll allow it. Ted: Lawyered. How I Met Your Mother, 5x15 - Rabbit or Duck
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pavelchekov:

Robin: And Don is and always will be… a rabbit!

Ted: Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Robin. Think about it. Don. Donald. Donald… Duck. And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear?

Lily: Pants.

Ted: Pants. Don’s a duck. Permission to say Lawyered?

Marshall: I’ll allow it.

Ted: Lawyered.

How I Met Your Mother, 5x15 - Rabbit or Duck

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electroshoe:

hahhahahaha. i had to pause the video just to calm down. funniest shit ever.

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chocolate-cigarettes: Ted: I’m ‘too much tongue’ guy.Lily: And I’m ‘unreasonably small mouth opening’ girl.  Barney: Worst Superheros ever.
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Ted: I’m ‘too much tongue’ guy.
Lily: And I’m ‘unreasonably small mouth opening’ girl.  
Barney: Worst Superheros ever.

melowdramatic: sometimes i make these when im bored.. two minute date!
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melowdramatic:

sometimes i make these when im bored..

two minute date!

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howimetyourmothersource: Teddy West Side
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Teddy West Side

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raylayug: Ted [narrating]: I don’t know if it was Marshall’s tough attitude, Lily’s gentle encouragement, or some magical combination of the two; but in the second half of that game, that rag-tag group of little firecrackers.. Ted [narrating]: Got beaten even worse. In fact, according to your uncle Marshall, in the second half the other team got even taller. And one of them turned into a Teen Wolf. How I Met Your Mother [4x19 Murtaugh]
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Ted [narrating]: I don’t know if it was Marshall’s tough attitude, Lily’s gentle encouragement, or some magical combination of the two; but in the second half of that game, that rag-tag group of little firecrackers..
Ted [narrating]: Got beaten even worse. In fact, according to your uncle Marshall, in the second half the other team got even taller. And one of them turned into a Teen Wolf.

How I Met Your Mother [4x19 Murtaugh]

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